South House Restaurant (Greer)
Published Feb 17 2017
Hours of Operation: Tu-Sa 11A-8P, Su 11A-3P
Location: 131 New Woodruff Rd.
Menu items consumed: Meatloaf, Black Eyed Peas, Creamed Corn, Coleslaw, Fries, Onion Rings, Green Beans, Macaroni & Cheese, Cheeseburger, Cornbread, Roll, Sweet Tea, Blackberry Cobbler, Water
Do you see the list of food I consumed in this mother?! Do you wonder WHY I tried all of that food? It was a game, THAT’S why. It’s a game I like to play at restaurants like this that I call, “can I find ANYTHING these jokers DON’T do amazingly?!?!” The answer to my question was “yes.” They have mediocre coleslaw. That’s it. That’s ALL. That is literally the ONLY OBJECT that entered into my mouth that didn’t make me think this was God’s choice of establishment at which we were meant to eat. The meatloaf? HUGE and ridiculously good! Black Eye Peas? They could have been hotter but they were AWESOME! Creamed Corn? Yes, I am a big fan of creamed corn…this was the best I have ever had…EVER. The Cheeseburger? If it weren’t for the fact that this was the item my CHILDREN ordered I would have eaten it ALL! The Cornbread, the Roll, the Mac, the Green Beans (also possibly the BEST I’ve ever had!)…ALL OF IT was incredible! As far as the food there is literally (save for the slaw) not a thing I could say badly about ANY of it! The service was down-home SUPER sweet (the girl who served us was sweet enough to compliment us on our sons’ manners, as was the girl at the cash register upon payment at the end). Our server was prompt, courteous, kind, and just a downright great server. The building itself and surround was definitely nothing special, including all you would assume from that down-home feel: fake wood tables, paneled walls, exterior that made the place look like a gymnasium and interior floors to match, poor lighting (our table was GREAT if you want to go on a blind date and risk yours being hideously ugly), beige plastic plates…the gamut was run. However, for your taste buds, for fairness, and for the LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, DO NOT judge THIS book by its cover or else you will never unveil the gem that it is. Head South to the House of deliciousness...and you'll never look back!